Antonio Crunkelhorn

Antonio Frankh di Crunkelhorn, born in 1884 to Yves Crunkelhorn and Magdalene Hamilton, was a very important composer in the mid-Classy era and Jazz era. He claimed himself to be "Father of Jazz", but later, James "Jamie" Kirkhill was titled "Father of Jazz", in 1913.

Antonio, because he was born part Lygean and Okosjamvish, misspelled everything, except, curiously, the word "ham". An excerpt from his "Thyory if Musikk" below as evidence:

Wen ae miner cordis plead en imer ze rake andt ov je efte andt, augomunt ze fifte, eund ets miner kyy yn mager wyl plae.

He died in 1971.